im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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