Got a toothbrush?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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