Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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