i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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