i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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