Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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