She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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