Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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