So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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