shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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