Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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