You surviving the open bar?
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careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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