He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's the barista slut.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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