Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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