Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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