I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
3pm strippers are depressing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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