Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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