worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
As shirtless as possible
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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