So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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