I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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