I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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