So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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