i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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