I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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