How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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