Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i think i just lost a toe
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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