At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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