If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
