She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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