so that wasnt chicken after all
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
