Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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