The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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