ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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