Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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