Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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