We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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