The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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