is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
