i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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