In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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