im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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