I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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