WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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