What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
