i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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