I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize