I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you would pick up someone in the library
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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