i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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