You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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