Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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