She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
how does that bad decision feel?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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