I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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