You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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