at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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