saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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